Welcome back

I am back!

Now that means I was here before….

Blogtitle was different and so were the visitors.

I am trying to experiment here

I would blog about positive stuff here.

I will make sure that language is full of error and mistakes.

That’s it.

friday fill ups

I know there is no casual break in blogworld. I was away from my space for a reason, in fact a trivial one. It doesn’t matter therefore to really gag out here.

Today, at this moment on a near beginning mood for a weekend, I am with Microsoft Word, trying not to type too much.

I am heading towards changes, not the deplorable or involuntary ones but rather unhurried and prudent steps towards another state.

Learning techie stuff and relating it to major conceptions of life is amazing, if it’s properly propelled with innovation. One can really Engineer their life. Engineering does not mean controlling. Science and Engineering are related yet separated. I prefer unique blend of wisdom, acquired rather derived from extensive study in both the areas with optimum interest. That’s what I am searching inside of me. We all perform a job for someone. We all either configure and/or conflagrate real world objects. I sometimes configure my self up for me and set my self down for a fire. I believe when I will find that unique blend of wisdom inside me, I will be able to perform my job at my own set scale of competence.

Forget above paragraph, do you know I learned about cross cultural competency skills.
Do you know I have been so much involved in planning whole day? Do you know, tomorrow will work for more eight hours.

I want to type a sentence which obligatory remains incomplete for eternity.
For example: “I”

Isko Hi Jeena Kehte Hai To Yuhi Jee Lenge…..

Look the star spawned!

I m back with words here,
Look how idle they sound
I m back with chords here,
Listen how amiable they’re

Returned from hibernation
To curve one more reincarnation
Some odd kind of revision
To paint sorrow in rain

To meet and to greet
Strangers on Strange Street
To express and to repress
My little life in distress

To talk and to be talked out
To stalk rhythm that rhymes
To walk on a broken bridge
I am back here to freeze

The Race

another sunday mornin’ post….

Hello dear driver,
I hope you lost your way!
Yes, Can you guide me?
I want to go there!

Go back dear driver and don’t come back
Crossroads will trick you out, and
You’ll never meet your ways, still
Trust me not and take your chances

Ok, Mr. Stranger, I’m not going back,
How about turning left?

Yes, turn left and go straight
That’s where you may find him
Go fast yet slowly or pay the tolls
That’s how he’ll greet you ‘hello’!

Oh, forget it, how about right?

Yes, turn right and go downhill
That’s where you may catch your dreams
Go fast yet slowly as it’s a freeway
That’s how you may cherish them

Hmm, and the straight one?

Yes, go straight and that’s all
That’s how you linger with the race
Go with the wind, not with the storm
That’s where your destiny awaits.

Oh, did you say destiny, Mr. Stranger?
I just met her at last junction!
She drove downhill from there,
I bid her adieu and turned right!

~ I guess its somethin similar to alchemist theme?

Snippets from my soul

Ok, One important personality trait my blog doesn’t reflect is: I am witty, a way to hard coded witty person.

Now, U might want some supportive arguments to believe above stated characteristic of very me. No I don’t want my blog to reflect it now, not today.

I just wanted to state it… anyways…

Hey guys, I m funny, too. I m way to funny and seriously I don’t make an effort to be funny it’s an integral facet. I am not crazy, I have no marbles to massacred, and I am mostly give the impression of being offensive because not many people recognize what is wit and humor.

Funny were their faces when they couldn’t take it but still managed to swallow my wit. Guys you lift my mood on your tiny sultry shoulders. You did carry out demanded actions without grace, which was expected. I would like to laugh at you now, for your service to mankind.

Egotism is an imperative obligation one has to mount on to develop into witty. It may sound irrelevant, but I feel egotism and wit are coupled and their varying concentration creates following:

Funny is the state where egotism overlooks the wit.
Crazy is the state where wit is not blended with ego powder.
Witty is not a state it’s a symphony created by apt fusion of wit and egotism

So, it’s not likely to turn out to be absolutely funny or crazy. Go witty.!

It may sound confusing, contradicting, foolish, very intelligent, xyz,abc (stuff) to you, depends on your current mold.

Q: What can you infer from above passage about author?

Options:

A: Author is drunk.
B. Author is schizophrenic
C: Author is ex-prime minister of India.
D: Author is Funny
E: Author is Crazy
F: Author is near to witty scale but still crazy.
G: None Of above: (write few lines if you select this option)

LIBRA MAN

~lol moi iz one of them…..

A man who has no balance like his Zodiac symbol. He is
not the gentle, cool, calm and charming guy like what you see.
He has another dark side of being
aggressive, stubborn and he likes to start an argument
the most. Sometimes
he can be so depress and unstable. Up and down like he
is trying to balance
himself most of the time.

To many people, he is a friendly guy and always smile
even when he is mad or
up set. His voice is always gentle and calm. He always
set and comb his hair as
if he comes out from a shampoo advertisement. Mostly
Libra men are good
looking, even the ugly one is charming. When he
smiles, it is so bright that
the whole world is smiling with him too.

When he is in a balance mood, he is the type of person
you want to be with.
In other unbalancing mood, he likes to make people
argue about something and
watching it with fascination and fun. He will wait to
be the one who
compromise and clear thing up. He likes to be in a
conflicting conversation.

Libra man is lazy by nature. After his tired day at
work, he likes to sit
still and just look out of the window or read quietly.
He likes to be in his
own world. After recharging his battery, he will be
very energetic again and
may even take you out that night.

Libra man normally will not do any shocking or
abnormal things to be
noticed. He likes to be conformed with his crowd, but
if you watch him
carefully, you will see the difference. If he wear a
shirt, it will have to
be a zipper front instead of buttons, or a special tie
bar. There is always
something in him that he will not allow conformity to take him over.

A straight forward , no non-sense guy. He is careful
and delicate in
details. He will spent extra time to doing it right,
than comes back to
correct them later. He hates people who boost, or
exaggerate. He does not
like over dressed woman or make herself a center of an
attention.

He loves to read. He loves poems and loves art. When
he works he can work
like crazy, but after work he can turn on romantic
jazzy music and treat you
so gently. He loves to give people advice and normally
give a good advice.
If you fall for him, you will stay like being trapped
in a spider web. If
you want to break up with him, he will persuade you a
zillion ways to stay
and you can not stop him anyway. After he persuade you
to stay, or after a
big fight, he will be so sweet to you as if he has
never hurt your feeling
before ever.

He will has his own way to win a girl love and
affection. Once she says yes,
he will lay back and wonder if he should go on or if
he should back out. In
his teen, he changed many girl friends because he can
not clearly separate
loving a friend and loving a girl friend. He will
check and re-cheek if his
match is suitable and compatible with him.

Even he is a romantic man, he can hardly understand
the emotion of the one
he loves. He is a generous guy even he sets his life
so systematically. He
never knows when he makes you unhappy. He never knows
how he up set you. He
will never know what he said was wrong. If he is your
lover, be prepare for
this.

A not so pretty girl with no brain is not his type of
woman. If you are not
pretty enough, he will not mind talking to you but he
does not care to get
to know you. Any girls, pretty or ugly can ask for his
help, he will be
happy to help. He hates to argue by yelling at each
other, so you tend to
see he argue with his girl friend seriously but try at
best to be very
quiet.

He likes to have a girl friend by getting to know each
other like a friend
first. If you want him, you have to like the same
thing he does. He prefers
a pretty and gentle woman than a smart and ugly woman.
You have to
understand his mood especially he can has many
different moods. He is a
private person, so when he needs to be alone better
let him be.

~i like the way they come up with balanced zodiac profile for everyone.

ok its just like that

I have gem stones with me now
I anticipate them to be with me for a while.
I wish, they will have good time with me.
I will try not to trouble them.

I was teaching my cousin about “Numbers”. I calculatedly made her believe that Numbers are imperative, that’s why she should try to encounter association between real life objects & numbers. I was successful in my attempt to break into her old wisdom about numbers; I dislike this very skill of mine.

I had watched cricket today. It’s different to feel about players of International XI. At least there was a chance to cheer for an individual and not for a specific country. Cricket is something I prefer to eschew.

I feel so lonely and I am not enjoying it for a change.

I had a talk with PODI today, why he feels I m not normal. Guys tell me if at 22 you feel like visiting a ZOO, is it something to prove that I am insane?!

I gave POWERPREP GRE Practice Test – 2, oh boy I did very well. It’s amusing to look at scores especially when they are insignificant.

I sincerely hate the Broadband Internet Service, it’s very fast, it’s just so easy, it’s killing my love for internet.

Just when I am typing this blog, I thought what if lights blow off so does the unsaved post.

I liked You are Beautiful by James Blunt, its for you all stranger beautiful women, no matter I winked at you or not!, I looked at you or not, You looked at me or not, Same song applies to your smile, to your eyes, to your silly gestures no matter confident or not so confident, to your stupid make up, to your funny high hills, your beautiful, Yes you are.

Songs from album VeerZara are soothing.

I didn’t go for Garba for 4th consecutive year. I didn’t attend holy prayer for 7th consecutive year. They are not milestones, I miss them. By the way I visited the old colony where I had my childhood memories of the festival of dance; Kids didn’t prepare well ‘the Temple’ which we used to build as per the tradition using bricks and send. I wanted to lecture them, but anyways change is constant.

Once again it has arrived

Above Image appears along with very attractive details. I have read about above particular image, yes it was fun. Have your own image and readings. If you’re free you can read about me, too.(I know at first go, you‘d like to input your data so its wonderful to let people get indulged into more dedicated surfing ,after all it happens not that often!)
By now, I see a bright prospect of you’re being aware of a tiny fact that its my birthday today, if not still you know it now.
So, it’s the birthday post, I wish me all sort of free birthday wishes of good kind. Let’s celebrate….ok I will sing the song and you cut the cake for me and eat it for me too.

So today is your birthday
That’s what I’ve been told
What a wonderful birthday
Now you’re one more year old
On your cake there’ll be candles
All lighted, it’s true
While the whole world is singing
Happy Birthday to you ….

How old are you now,
How old are you now,
How old are you Kunal,
How old are you now.

From old friends and true,
From good friends and new,
May good luck go with you,
And happiness too.

I too sing with you,oh dear o mine
I too sing with you from deep inside
Thank You,Thank You,Thank You

That’s all for the day!

Life’s Little Instruction Book – with special edit

Have a firm handshake.
-Well, I don’t mind.

Look people in the eye.
-When?, Always is not feasible for me ‘m kinda busy!

Sing in the shower.
-lol, crap. Ideally,One shud not waste water,bath while u bath

Own a great stereo system.
-Yes, Recently I wanted to buy that BOSE SYSTEM,or a neighbour wid one such system!.

If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
-no no noway,In fights I usually sleep n burn.U know I love u so,it was all yellow.

Keep secrets.
-Whoha, I wud keep this like as my secret # 52-(3/5)*0.5!

Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
– Hello?

Always accept an outstretched hand.
– ya but only hand ok!

Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
– ya ya,Cheaters.

Whistle.
– Its Weird command or filename.

Avoid sarcastic remarks
– well Its for robots not for us, don’t be so harsh on robots!

Choose your life’s mate carefully. From th! is one decision will come 90 percent of all your happiness or misery.
- Its true bt its controlled by FATE.

Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
- ( do u know me or wat:P!)

Lend only those books you never care to see again.
- TRUE

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have.
– LOOK AT ME in that case.

When playing games with children, let them win.
-play wid me!

Give people a! second chance, but not a third.
- CRAP

Be romantic.
- 500 units of money per min!?:p (it’s a PJ) / incomplete sentence,actor missing.

Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
- CRAP

Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
– True for even life n death!,Its not ontological arguement.

Don’t allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It’s there for your convenience, not the caller’s.
– CRAP , u’ll loose an opportunity to sue someone!

Be a good loser.
– LoL,Such a loser@ be a go0d loser

Be a good winner.
– huh, Whats GOOD ?

Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
– He He He,I wud say if u feel like thinking.. then just don’t share it!.

When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.
– Ya! Body odor complex!

Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.
– Yeah,My Lord.Pay Taxes.

Keep it simple. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
– U really kno me or wat?

Don’t burn bridges. You’ll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
– Learn to swim,that doesn’t mean burn the bridges!

Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets
– U mean ,i gotta marry Scarlet Johansson by 23?

Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you’ll regret the things you didn’t do more than the one’s you did.
– Contradicts with above sentence!

Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
– NEVER, its free btw:p

Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.
–Thank you E-blogger,Thank you you,Thank you he/she/it/they/ghosts/witches/god/satan/bsnl/n rest.

Take charge of your attitude. Don’t let someone else choose it for you.
– Individual doesn’t care and others just cant stand!

Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need! only stay a few minutes.
– OK! But please visit before I enter into Hospital….coz LSS n ICU n all r not so funny words ok… I might run away from there:p

Begin each day with some of your favorite music.
– Ok,I wake up at 6 can I play On a day like today or best of me by brayn adams if u don’t mind?(Vol will b lil higher than the average),DAD?

Once in a while, take the scenic route.
– As if they r costly!@once in a while

Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, ‘Someone who thinks you’re terrific.
- Halloweens too, if ur single:p

Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
– and fake the call center jobs:p

Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.
– CRAP , pad pencil and 3 a.m makes a stewpid combination,where is the Eraser?

Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
– Ok,Sir!

Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later. – Also chocolates, used coca-cola tins, septipins, matchboxes, candles, sometimes u can send blank cheque with wrong DATE!.. lotsa stuff… if I have to think of a reason later!!!

Make someone’s ! day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you. –well I liked this line and that’s why I’m bloggin it out!

Become someone’s hero.
– Ok,but no red underwear please.

One should not blog when its raining.
- inside or outside@raining?

I for Education

Preamble

I didn’t crave to write about it. I didn’t intend to do so either. But few cyclic instances, I run into these days and age made me to traverse back to all four years where I fatigued my opinion in, for life at an engineering campus with time.

It all started, when I used to get clustered with senior guys on play ground on those usual childhood customs of wandering off to such places in the evening after school. I started to believe that only those who study in science stream are GOOD STUDENT (We have to select one of the three basic streams, after 10 grade which are: Science, Commerce, Arts).
Surprisingly my family members were also willing to implant threads of high class education to my career soil, which certainly means science stream. I want you to just know how choices were drawn out. I being a nonsensical sci-fi guy spent my early childhood days in stupid insect studies, catching butterflies for further investigation; failed attempts of creating my type of Ant colony; once blown the electricity fuse just to see effect of current on hydrogen oxide, the list is huge and funny. Fun is economical and huge is certainly not my type! This means, the list ends here.

So, Finally I enrolled into Sci-Fi, High Class, Dark-Pain-in-my-soft-butts type education system, where each day has its toll on the name of Education, I perceived the term education as an offence made to my teenage. Yeah, I had TAG called GOOD-but-need-an-improvement-in-handwritings-n-attitude type student. I didn’t score well but it wasn’t that shocking. I was in top 1% students of my state. (See when you are not in TOP 10 use the ratio percentile!).

Merit lists, Interview dates(it wasn’t an interview at all), Never Ending Discussions about career prospects, roaming around , Movies , Night Outs and all other stuff an ordinary 12k student could employ his life into. Finally I got into engineering (Those who can’t go for for paramedical streams are suitable for engineering, a little less respectful field among peers but otherwise considered as charming career alternative, as per the accepted wisdom of my environment ).Everything happened just like that because I wasn’t aware or didn’t try to introspect. May be it happens with every middle-class Indian family, trial and error.

My folks, close circle of relatives and friends were little disappointed with my marks (oh I got 80% so please don’t look upon it as I flunked). I was positive for securing at least a field of so called interest: Information Technology.

Engineering Campus I would call it a zoo without cage and visitors which means a jungle without trees (See it doesn’t make any sense and so as the campus). To be continued….